No Internet for You Funny Names

We all need to access Wi-Fi, so we might as well make ourselves (and our neighbors) laugh a little while doing it!

When you set up an internet network with a router for your home, you often you can rename it something easy to remember, in order to distinguish your Wi-Fi network from your neighbors'. Some people have gone way beyond giving their network a simple name like "The Jones' House." They've made cool or funny Wi-Fi network names into an art form, using puns and jokes to get a chuckle out of anyone nearby, and especially those looking for some free Wi-Fi.

How do you make a funny Wi-Fi name?

Making a funny wi-fi name isn't as hard as it seems. One of the best ways to create them is to make puns out of words related to Wi-Fi, like internet and router. Or, you could simply scroll through the 100 funniest Wi-Fi names below to get some inspiration.

Funny Wi-Fi names

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  • No More Mr. Wi-Fi
  • Wi Believe I Can Fi
  • No Wi-Fi For You!
  • Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi
  • Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan
  • Router? I Hardly Know Her!
  • Look Ma, No Wires
  • Keep It On The Download
  • Winter WonderLAN
  • The LAN Of The Free
  • I Pronounce You Man And Wi-Fi
  • IP Frequently
  • No Laughing Router
  • Wi Oh Wi
  • We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty
  • Feeling Routy
  • Caught In The Interweb
  • Wi-Finders Keepers
  • Putting In The Network
  • My Wi-Fi Is Always Right
  • Wi-Find You Cute
  • Feed Me
  • Leaky Sync
  • Smooth As Buffer
  • Just One Byte

These funny Wi-Fi names are great for laughs, but Wi-Fi theft is no joke—here are the signs someone's stealing your Wi-Fi.

Clever Wi-Fi names

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  • Wi-Fi Fo Fum
  • New England Clam Router
  • Wi-Fight the Inevitable?
  • LAN Down Under
  • Silence of the LANS
  • Wu-Tag LAN
  • Protect Your Net
  • 99 Problems But Wi-Fi Ain't One
  • WiMCA
  • No LAN For The Wicked
  • Where The Wild Pings Are
  • Go Go Router Rangers
  • Titanic Syncing
  • Routers Of The Lost Ark
  • If You Can't Beat 'Em, Modem
  • Networking 9 to 5
  • Hopping On The Bandwidth
  • Stuck The LANding
  • One Hot Spot
  • Wi-Not?
  • Another Brick In The Firewall

Need more jokes? These clever jokes will totally make you sound smart.

Cool Wi-Fi names

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  • Go Go Gadget Internet
  • Drop It Like It's Hotspot
  • I'm Feeling A Connection
  • Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  • Load 'Em and Modem
  • Exactly What You're Looking For
  • URLY Cool Wi-Fi
  • In Sync
  • Reservation Required
  • Down To The Wire
  • Cut The Cord
  • Boosted
  • Nothing But Net
  • Smooth LANding
  • Link Up
  • Life In The Fast LANe
  • No Wires Attached

Nerdy Wi-Fi names

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  • Hogwarts Great Hall Wi-Fi
  • Lord Voldemodem
  • The Wi-Fi That Shall Not Be Spoken
  • Bill Wi the Science Fi
  • LAN Solo
  • Return Of The Wi-Fi
  • Luke, I Am Your Router
  • Live Long And Router
  • Fi-Wi Name, This Is
  • You Shall Not Password
  • Dungeon Masters Only
  • Lord Of The Pings
  • My Precious Wi-Fi
  • The Goblet Of Router
  • Winternet Is Coming
  • Darth Router
  • You're a Wi-Fi, Harry

If you're loving these nerdy Wi-Fi names, you'll also love these nerdy pickup lines.

Sarcastic Wi-Fi names

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  • Close Your Bathroom Curtains
  • Mom, Click Here for Internet
  • I Don't Miss Dial-Up
  • Stop Being a Mooch
  • Hey, Get Your Own Wi-Fi
  • Nacho Wi-Fi
  • Definitely Not an FBI Surveillance Van
  • My Password Is 1234
  • Help, I'm Trapped in This Router
  • Get off My LAN!
  • Click Here for Viruses
  • Series of Tubes
  • I'm Under Your Bed
  • Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Wi-Fi
  • No Internet Access
  • Not the Wi-Fi You're Looking For
  • Never Gonna Give You Wi-Fi
  • Byte Me
  • You Won't Get Hacked Here
  • *Not A Virus*

Feel free to use one of these funny Wi-Fi names to add a little flare to your internet. Next, learn the answer to an important question: Are open wi-fi networks safe?

Written with contribution from Alina Bradford

olivernabou1946.blogspot.com

Source: https://www.rd.com/article/funny-wi-fi-network-names/

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